LaqeurHed's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 15]

You don't mind constructive criticism...

Actually it seems more like you can't take it. AlexSandford left a perfectly acceptable review with valid criticsm. You are the only asshole here.

Ryan-Smith responds:

Valid criticism? Yes. Constructive criticism? No fucking way. I realize that the people being nice aren't really helping me make the flashes better, but you have to know that leaving a bad review with no helpful hints is just gonna discourage someone.

So again, asshole is not me, asshole is him.

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 14]

Very Unrealistic

You would never get to her profile on MySpace without the "unexpected error" occuring that would be forwarded to myspaces "technical group" which consists of 1 person, GOD I HATE MYSPACE!!!

Ryan-Smith responds:

Ummm, you're wrong?

I only go there about once a week to check if chicks from my school have any new pics up but you could be right. You're probably one of those people who sits on there all day and run into that problem a lot. I've got a solution, leave the fucking place.

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 10]

You gave this entry a 5

raising its score from 3.3821 to 3.4390.

Piconjo pwns j00. Thx for the attention j00 give him, he <3's it all!!!1111

Ryan-Smith responds:

thats great for him, dont really like him very much

[Zion y Lennox]

Hmmm too mexicans rapping...

Hey, it was better than Pico's Unloaded.

MindChamber responds:

Hahah well as crappy as this is, at least I did it all myself..

Can't say that Much for Piconjo hahaha fag

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 6]

Tang...

Its a kick in the glass.

PS. Not as bad.

Ryan-Smith responds:

i'll kick you in george glass, hes my boyfriend who lives in hawaii ok marcia, so see i do really have a boyfriend.

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 4]

My theory proved further...

All gh3y preteens <3 and imitate South Park. its people like j00 who hav ruined that show!!!

Ryan-Smith responds:

Please for the love of god speak english, and i'm not a J-O-O, kyle is.

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 5]

Guidelines for getting Alexis to fuck you...

...make sure she does not see this piece of shit, un-funny flash that you made.

Ryan-Smith responds:

well she has and you are a fuckin idiot.

[LL - Kids In America]

Wonchop sucks ass...

...but everyone else did an awesome job. For that, j00 get a 4.

CommunistLock responds:

I thought Wonchops was one of the best, but each to their own, I guess.

Thanks!

[The Ninja (stopmotion)]

That was gay...

"Do you wanna have a staring contest?" How ild are you like twelve?

Nonsense-Ninja responds:

weeeelll... if you look at my profile im 14, so you know, stop judging on age and such.

[Shades of Grey Ep. 3]

SHIT

I clicked zero by accident but i really liked this movie. ill vote five every day fro ten days to make up for it. Keep up the good work.

SirGaryColeman responds:

Add 10 Hail Maries and 3 Our Fathers and you will be forgiven. :P